A model in the black Zucks Blindspot balaclava with white F*CK META embroidery, against a warm brown studio wall.

FACECRIME · Collection 001 // Vol. 1984

Your face. Not their feature.

Smart glasses are getting smarter. We decided to go the other way.

Shop the drop Why FACECRIME

02 / The collection

Three products. Zero unnecessary technology.

Model in the black Zucks Blindspot rib-knit balaclava.

Collection 001

Zucks Blindspot

A completely unrelated piece of knitwear.

198,40 €

100 € if you know what 1984 is. 8 pieces · your wordmark, your thread · delivered within 3 weeks in Europe

Choose your piece
Model wearing black rectangular Dumb Glasses.

The accessory · sold on its own

Dumb Glasses™

No camera. No microphone. No opinions about your life.

69 €

8 frames · not part of any collection · delivered within 3 weeks in Europe

Choose your frame
Black Zucks Blindspot balaclava, product photograph. Black rectangular Dumb Glasses, product photograph.

The Witness Protection Program™

Zucks Blindspot + Dumb Glasses

Full discretion. Excellent knitwear.

149 €

One balaclava + one pair of Dumb Glasses + Evidence No. 1984 packaging · separately 169 € with the 1984 test, together 149 €, no test needed

    Know what 1984 is?

    Congratulations. Your ability to recognise extremely subtle references saves you 98,40 €.

    Retail price 198,40 € · your price: 100 €

    Good Citizen discount active

    Capitalism has reduced your sentence. Every balaclava is 100 € for you.

    Rather pay 198,40 €?

    Zucks Blindspot · Collection 001 · eight pieces 198,40 € · 100 € with the 1984 test
    Dumb Glasses™ · the accessory · eight frames 69 € each

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    Model wearing black cat-eye Dumb Glasses.

    03 / Campaign

    Europe wants smarter glasses. We made stupider ones.

    Battery life: eternity. Facial recognition: none.

    04 / Product proof

    Actual clothes. Actual specifications.

    Black Zucks Blindspot rib-knit balaclava, front.
    Rib knit · embroidered wordmark
    Ivory chunky-knit balaclava with red-edged horns.
    Texture · Two Minutes Hate, No. 05
    Tortoise cat-eye Dumb Glasses, front.
    Dumb Glasses · Newspeak, tortoise
    Balaclava
    One size. Rib-knit cotton blend. Hand wash cold, dry flat.
    Embroidery
    F*CK META or F*CK ZUCK, in black, white or red thread — your choice at checkout.
    Dumb Glasses
    Sunglasses. No camera, no microphone, no battery, no chip. Lens category and UV rating are being confirmed with the supplier; we print neither until they are documented.
    Delivery
    Tracked from Berlin, within 3 weeks anywhere in Europe. Shipping is shown in the bag before you pay.
    Production status

    It is a piece of clothing and a piece of commentary. It is not protective equipment and makes no claim to defeat any technology. The production record is public.

    05 / The Ministry

    An extremely unnecessary government department.

    Read the full notice

    Meta successfully turned pervert tech into a Gen-Z fashion statement by partnering with style icons.

    FACECRIME is the involuntary counter-culture. We didn't choose to be your background extras, your training data, or your casual live-streams. If Silicon Valley is going to turn surveillance into luxury fashion, we are turning evasion into a uniform.

    They put a camera on a pair of glasses and called it a conversation. A lens, a microphone, and a courtesy LED the size of a grain of rice. The glasses went on sale. Consent did not.

    Opt out. — FACECRIME

    Evidence log

    The 1984 test · Good Citizen discount

    Don't be weird with cameras.

    Sentence reduced

    Congratulations. Capitalism has reduced your sentence to 100 €.

    Every Zucks Blindspot balaclava is 100 € for you instead of 198,40 €. Dumb Glasses and the Witness Protection Program keep their prices.

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